That wasn't so bad...

32 years old... No Problem!

Bad Kitty!

Just for the record, that garter did not become Will's new toy. It's been safely put away in an undamaged condition!

Wild, Wild, Will!

Last month while I was at my best friend's wedding, I was the lucky guy who caught Tatjana's Garter Belt. Yes, you know what that means... Anyway, I am not holding my breath on that one. My cat Will, however, he is quite happy that I did catch that garter that day. He found it, and has been carrying it around the house, tossing it up into the air, catching it, rolling on the floor with it, just generally going bonkers!

So much for my clean car huh?

It was a beautiful day in Northern Wyoming yesterday... Temps up in the 80's, a slight breeze... Would've been a good day to go flying. However, I decided to do a little spring cleaning to ol' Red. I mixed up some Castrol Superclean and scrubbed down the engine compartment, pulled out the rubber floor mats and scrubbed them down, vacuumed the interior really good, wiped down all the surfaces, and then gave it a bath.

So then last night I went over to my sister's house, and parked in the driveway. I left the windows down, since it was such a beautiful evening. I had a glass of wine and started watching The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy with her and my brother-in-law. At about 9 or so, we hear this horrible roaring noise coming from outside, indicative of the wind coming up to blow in true Wyoming fashion. I run outside to roll up the windows on the car, but I can't open the front door, as my brother-in-law is getting his butt kicked by the French doors at the other end of the living room leading onto the patio due to the vacuum inside of the house. Seems as though it was a microburst, but my 13 year old niece says otherwise, that it could have been an F-0 tornado! Yeah right!

Anyway, the interior of my car has a fresh coating of dust in it now, and it of course sprinkled just enough before the microburst to leave little spots all over my car... That's OK, it's only about 40 degrees out today, so it will probably snow! So much for my clean car huh?

Huh?

So I was at the gym tonight, and I saw a dude wearing a pair of those ugly rubber crocs shoes that I see women wearing all the time. A dude. Yes, a dude. That's just wrong.